Finally back from a sales meeting in Miami and I have a highlight. Never before has a meeting given me any excitement, but that has changed. Am I talking about the topless women on South Beach? Was I overcome with the beautiful weather? Was it this 4 foot iguana I saw?
Cool yes, but no this was not the highlight. The highlight of the meeting were these guys.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, these guys are swimming with crocs! I found out from one of the divers that crocs are harmless if you treat them with respect. They rarely attack a human in the water because they are comfortable in their aquatic surrounding. This act of craziness went on for 15 minutes. One of the divers even kissed a croc on the mouth. I don’t know if you are like me, but I think knuckleheads that do stupid things like this, snake charming, lion taming, or bear wrestling deserve to let nature take its course once in a while.
When the performance was over I went back to my seat to resume my dinner. Within 15 minutes sirens were heard and an ambulance rolls up. It seems that crocs WILL attack a diver and they ARE dangerous. I found out that shortly after the performance was over a diver got bit on the leg by a croc and was losing a massive amount of blood. I guess the beast didn’t want to go back into his cage. How can next years meeting top that?
