Archive for June, 2009

6 inches

Posted in Road on June 19, 2009 by VH1

This morning a group of 15 met at 5:45am to celebrate the birth of a fat cyclist. The route planned was the dreaded gauntlet. Naturally as a way to taper for tomorrow’s High Uinta stage, I joined along for this ride up AF Canyon. Bday ride 1This photo was poached from Rick. I had no business doing this ride(tomorrow I face a 30 mile climb with 5600 vertical/and 50 more miles after that), but I knew a group was turning around at the summit, and that would bring the customary sprint to the guard shack in play.  I couldn’t possibly pass up going around hairpin turns at 40mph and then redlining it for the last 500 meters.  If you have never been in a group sprint down this canyon, it is a must!

I have never been colder on a bike than I was this morning on the descent.  In June you wouldn’t expect mid 30 degree temps. My toes and fingers are still thawing out.

As mentioned earlier the sprint for the shack usually goes all out at the 300-500 meter mark.  Today Jon decided to change strategy and go with a full mile left! After pulling for the 3 miles prior I had nothing more to give, so Dug closed the gap and I caught his wheel.  After a final sprint that nearly induced vomit and clocked 44.8mph, I nosed Dug by a mere 6 inches at the line.  Will I pay for it tomorrow?  Absolutely, but it is so worth it.

Just riding along

Posted in Road on June 11, 2009 by VH1

You know when the story starts with “I was just riding along” that something bad is going to happen.  It is like watching America’s Funniest Home Video’s.  Whenever a kid swings a bat, or golf club someone is going to hit in the man jewels.  Today’s “just riding along” story is a little different.  I was just riding along and my wheel hits an unexpected pothole.  Crazy thing is I looked back after the collision and there was no pothole to be found!  Luckily, I was able to keep control with my left hand while my chest smashed into my bars and right hand barely missed the wheel spokes.  I have no idea what caused that instance of craziness, but next time I am just riding along I will be more careful.

Clark time trial

Posted in Mtn. Bike on June 9, 2009 by VH1

If you don’t know what the Clarks time trial is click here: for the rest of you, you know how much pain and agony this causes.  Last year I got to the top of this climb and passed out.  I woke up to Elden the fatcyclist asking me if I was okay(I wasn’t riding with Elden and have no idea where he came from).  To this day I don’t know how long I was in dreamland.  I swore I wouldn’t post my time until I cracked the 11 minute mark, but I am now officially breaking this oath.  I am frustrated with this damn thing.  Last year I hit 11:06 on 2 different occasions.  So far this year I have collected an 11:04/11:06/11:12/11:14 and today went 11:09.  I have no idea where I am going to make up these precious seconds, but vow to go sub 11.

Suncrest Saturday

Posted in News of the Weak on June 6, 2009 by VH1

So how does this day sound?

6:00-8:30-dirt ride on the best single-track around

8:30-9:00-Waffles with the family

10:00-11:30-Took kids to Cabelas

12:00-1:30-Yardwork

2:00-4:00-Nap

6:00-8:30-Hula birthday party for Suncrest friend Adam

8:30-10:30-Sardines with the Sunderlages, Andersons, Hansens, and Heindorffs.  Yes you are reading this correct, we played sardines!

Great day huh?

Answer

Posted in WTF??? on June 6, 2009 by VH1

I had these 3 RANDOM items sitting on my desk at the same time.scab

Scab-Just picked the last flake off my elbow from my Stan Crane 09 wreck

Vagina-Actually as weird as it seems I have 2 vaginas on my desk and a bony pelvis model

Durag-Come on, doesn’t everyone have a durag on their desk?  Actually the wife likes me to be a Thug during role play.  Sorry babe the secret is out :)

Question of the day

Posted in WTF??? on June 5, 2009 by VH1

What does a giant scab, vagina, and durag have in common? Don’t worry this is not a vulgar joke. The answer will be published tonight